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fuckyeah-stars:

Before I die, I need to witness an aurora with my own eyes.

fuckyeah-stars:

Before I die, I need to witness an aurora with my own eyes.

(Source: 2wenty-se7en, via queerone)

— 2 hours ago with 2591 notes
#aurora  #i have seen it  #it was fucking beautiful 

d0nn0:

The most frustrating thing that happens to me is when your hand is in a really nice position but you move it and then can’t remember the the best postition it was in

(via sorelatable)

— 2 hours ago with 45458 notes

It’s good manners, isn’t it? It was completely intentional.

(Source: gifharrypotter, via harrypottergif)

— 19 hours ago with 7655 notes

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

(Source: avaconda, via alysonhanniganvevo)

— 19 hours ago with 180890 notes

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

(Source: astoundingbeyondbelief, via alysonhanniganvevo)

— 1 day ago with 254531 notes

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

(via publenmagic)

— 1 day ago with 50471 notes

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 day ago with 13749 notes

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 day ago with 13749 notes
"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
Wise words from my mom (via aurelle)

(Source: smallfreelancer, via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 day ago with 653186 notes

SUPERNATURAL: A SUMMARY

SAM:dean look it could be a case
DEAN:idk it doesn't really look like a case
SAM:who knows we should still check it out
*insert weird thing that suddenly happens*
SAM:so...still not a case?
DEAN:lol fine it's a case
*time to interview*
SAM:comforting words
DEAN:awkward, interrogational questions
INTERVIEWEE:i can't tell you what happened you'll think i'm crazy
SAM/DEAN:try us
INTERVIEWEE:omg it was awful *gives full details of the thing*
we interrupt this episode of supernatural to insert some of the following:
*homoerotic staring between dean and cas*
*someone dies*
*dean x pie*
*someone comes back*
*sam attempts to talk feelings with dean, but fails*
*call bobby for research help*
aaaaand back to supernatural:a summary!
DEAN:alright how do we kill this thing
SAM:well according to this, it can be killed with (choose one) extremely simple method or mysterious combination of these extraordinarily rare items
DEAN:let's get on with it
*five minutes and a burned corpse or two later*
*suddenly, the creature reappears*
DEAN:SAM LOOK OUT
DEAN:SAMMY
SAM:*skillful dodge* why isn't it dead???
WOW WHAT A CLIFFHANGER
we interrupt you for another insertion of the following:
*sam doing research*
*cas not understanding pop culture*
*dean boldly flirting with females*
*cas understanding pop culture; dean and sam not understanding cas' understanding of pop culture*
*dean subtly flirting with males*
*soulful looks of self hatred by sam or dean*
aaaand we're back!
MONSTER:BWAHAHA IMMA END YOU LOL YAY
DEAN:nO YOU SON OF A BITCH
*insert fight scene*
DEAN:*about to be killed by monster*
SAM:*successfully destroys monster in the nick of time*
*episode ends in the impala as the brothers discuss the future*
— 2 days ago with 928 notes