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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via awkward-potatocat)

— 1 day ago with 128219 notes

borinq:

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

(via awkward-potatocat)

— 1 day ago with 195520 notes

beawilderment:

he’s making it hop

this is the only thing I care about

(Source: -everdeen, via awkward-potatocat)

— 1 day ago with 451237 notes

nooowestayandgetcaught:

tvspecial:

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

 (via hannijar)

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(Source: whiteboyfriend, via awkward-potatocat)

— 1 day ago with 101723 notes

cersei lannister at the purple wedding + hair porn

(Source: ramsaysnown, via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

— 2 days ago with 1129 notes

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via awkward-potatocat)

— 2 days ago with 445428 notes

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

(via someonetoshoutfor)

— 2 days ago with 213685 notes

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(Source: dutchster, via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 288150 notes
i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

(Source: cineraria, via awkward-potatocat)

— 2 days ago with 581434 notes
violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

(via itsthelesbiana)

— 2 days ago with 37784 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via itsthelesbiana)

— 2 days ago with 21995 notes

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this

(via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 308937 notes

kloperslegend:

connorratliff:

Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.

I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool

(via dieobrien)

— 2 days ago with 41350 notes